=].

Alex asked if i could
do any celebrity i wanted to
who would it be...
first thought pharrell Williams
but then i thought to myself
that would be regular hot sex

i would do this man!
hes beautiful in every way
i mean I'd fuck pharrell (excuse my vocab)
but I'd like totally make love with Andre hes amazing!!!
JUST LOOK AT HIM!!
he probably has the best smile ever
just not in this photo hes obviously not
smiling .

I've figured it out!
(well Joana has)
i want someone I'd actually
want to call rather than text
someone i wouldn't mind calling
or them calling me that is it!
and of course the wonderful butterflies
<3

its probably just because its that time of the month.

the guy that gave me my slurpee was so
was so happy and full of life...
what was wrong with him??

even better question whats wrong with me?
i guess i asked my self that question because
i havent seen anyone that happy in a while
why would someone handing a slurpee to a little 5 foot nothing stoned
girl be so happy????

gah when did i become so pessimistic??
last i remember i was hated for being so god damn happy

what happened?

VALENTINES DAY.

gah i usually don't celebrate this thing
i hang out with friends and well they all have boyfriends this year
so im going to dinner with good ol Leon though i am his
valentine by no means is this a love date
hes like my gay friend (hes not gay) that i go shopping with have coffee
talk about life and get drunk with
besides we are celebrating his b day after dinner
and he even hung out with me in public when i had a colored eye lol
i love ya bitch!

i might hate you.

i dont know when i stopped all i know is that i did.
i dont know why i did it
i dont think i ever meant to
but im glad that i did.
i dont really care what you think
always pointing out the worst in me

i dont care what you think
i dont care what you think.

its such a mess

nothing like
this lady.

someone save me.

whatever makes you feel good.

sundays.

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under my umbrella

MICHEAL PHELPS.

smokes pot so do i and you probably do as well
so who fucking cares leave the poor guy alone
you freakin loved him 5 days ago
not like pot won him all those freakin medals
if anything it slowed him down
stop being so god damn uptight
we all smoke fucking pot so deal with it assholes.

love maria.

casara and i

are friends again!!!
=D.
and she bought me a fish named bruce lee lol

WORK

whats to say i deserve this more than they do?
i feel bad.
i dont have kids or bills
but i have a job
they have kids and bills but no job
i think deep down somewhere inside of me i wanted to get laid off
maybe just to start over.....
and i feel bad for that.

stupid economy

mommy you'll find a job.
<3

hey you

lets not have a breakdown
don't you have another breakdown.

TODAY I PICTURED

THE PERFECT DRESS IN MY HEAD
SO IM GOING FABRIC SHOPPING
BECAUSE GUESS WHAT!!?!?!?!?!
THE MACHINE WORKS IT WORKS!!!!!!
YEEEEE
<3

i love them.