HELLA.: June 2008

Monday, June 30, 2008

FRIEND CHICKEN

"I HAD FRIEND CHICKEN TODAY AND IT REMINDED ME OF YOU"

-VALERIE

My mother was deprived as a child because my grandmother was some sort of baby popping machine so being the oldest she had to be a mother to all the kids before she was even 13.
So I decided I should live for her and do everything she didn't do and that's my excuse for being drunk this morning, for being late, for being hung over at 11am, for barfing in the restroom at work, for always staying out too late druing the week, for getting high, for dancing on bars, for walking on freeways, for riding in trunks, for breaking things when I'm drunk and angry, for starting drama at bars, for living
=)

Sunday, June 29, 2008

MEET GUNNER

HE'S MY LOVER

LOVE

LOVES

SOLS B DAY

NANCYS B DAY

MEET AIDEN

HE IS A SAVAGE

HE MADE THIS MUD ON A VERY DRY DAY
WITH HIS FRUIT PUNCH OUT OF HIS SIPPY CUP

Friday, June 27, 2008

KLONDIKES [MAKE UR OWN CAPTIONS]

mexico

OUTSIDE MY BROTHERS

MY BROTHERS NEW PUPPY

COUSINS PHOTO PLACE

TJ IS SCARY FUCK THAT PLACE!

STUFF

ERRY DAY THEY HUSTLE

MY NEPHEW AND MY BRA

A BAND OF MEXICANS

THEIR BACKS

COUSINS WIFE AND I AHA

BROTHER COUSIN

SECCURITY

IDK I LOOK GROSS HAHA

DRUNK TACOS!

BUNNY DRINKING A CAPRI SUN

B RABBIT AND I

B BEING A SISSY CAUSE HE FELL

MY STUPID BROTHER IN THE WINDOW

YEAH FUCK THE BUCKETS LOOK AT MY BOOBS!

i realized i go to mexico more than anyone i know
i also realized that i have never put pictures of me in mexico up ever
so here are some from last weekend in the motherland

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

fuck

I think my fish is dying
I feel sick
If he dies ill cry
I'm pissed kids slept in my bed
While I was gone
I hate kids
I don't want my fish to die
I wouldn't mind if work died
I hate work
I need coffee I'm pissed.
Every morning I feel sick its like morning sickness minus the baby growing in my belly
I asked a friend to check out web md for me
Web md is retarded
Web md thinks I'm pregnant or have an eating disorder
I'M NOT PREGNANT BECAUSE I GOT MY PERIOD
I DON'T HAVE AN EATING DISORDER BECAUSE I EAT BAGELS EVERY FRIDAY AND DRINK BEER LIKE A RETARD.
FAGGOT!

Thursday, June 5, 2008

THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE I KNOW

pullyoshoesup: are you still in the trunk?
------------------------------- 11:52 pm -------------------------------
elektricgrl: No I'm in a really nice backyard now
pullyoshoesup: with?
elektricgrl: And instead of a platic cup I have an actual wine glass
elektricgrl: Valerie, casara, travis, bob, and some nigga sean
------------------------------- 11:58 pm -------------------------------pullyoshoesup: nice
------------------------------- 12:09 am -------------------------------
elektricgrl: If I were to die like in the next two days
elektricgrl: Would you go to my funeral?
pullyoshoesup: maybe
------------------------------- 12:18 am -------------------------------
elektricgrl: Damn
------------------------------- 12:25 am -------------------------------
elektricgrl: Well if u died
elektricgrl: I'd go
elektricgrl: And I speak at ur funeral
elektricgrl: And I'd say
elektricgrl: Marcellus I hardly knew the guy
elektricgrl: He was an asshole most of the time but that's who he was and I liked him for that because there isn't many people as blunt as him and when you meet someone like that you should appreciate that
elektricgrl: Because you'll never meet someone as big as an asshole as he was
elektricgrl: And also he told me I was only happy because I was naive
elektricgrl: And ever since that moment
elektricgrl: I've been mean and bitter and I love it
elektricgrl: Marcellus you were the greatest
elektricgrl: Are the greatest and always will be
elektricgrl: Rest in peace my nigga
elektricgrl: Then I'd smile and go home