fuck

I think my fish is dying
I feel sick
If he dies ill cry
I'm pissed kids slept in my bed
While I was gone
I hate kids
I don't want my fish to die
I wouldn't mind if work died
I hate work
I need coffee I'm pissed.
Every morning I feel sick its like morning sickness minus the baby growing in my belly
I asked a friend to check out web md for me
Web md is retarded
Web md thinks I'm pregnant or have an eating disorder
I'M NOT PREGNANT BECAUSE I GOT MY PERIOD
I DON'T HAVE AN EATING DISORDER BECAUSE I EAT BAGELS EVERY FRIDAY AND DRINK BEER LIKE A RETARD.
FAGGOT!