CREEPY OR NOT?

I HAVE BEEN AWAKE SINCE 4AM
normal wake up time is 6:07 am
i had been tossing and turning all morning waiting for 5am to come around
so i could start getting ready for work
I NEVER GET READY FOR WORK!!!
so i decide to read my horoscope at 5am and it read

YOU SHOULD FEEL FREE TO TAKE THINGS AT A LEISURELY PACE TODAY
BECAUSE TIME IS DEFINETLY GOING TO BE ON YOUR SIDE!
UNEXPECTED DELAYS WILL WORK IN YOUR FAVOR (I START WORK AT 7AM TODAY MY BOSS TOLD ME TO GO IN AT 8!!!!) AND GIVE YOU A LITTLE EXTRA TIME TO PUT EXTRA POLISH ON YOUR BEST SMILE AND IMPROVE YOUR CHANCES AT IMPRESSING SOMEONE SPECIAL. MAKE THE MOST OF THIS GIFT BY SKIPPING THE SHORTCUTS.

CREEPY OR WHAT THE FUCK...
MAYBE IM JUST TRIPPIN
IMMA TAKE A NAP LOL
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